Sunday, April 25, 2010

So You Wanna Be A Rockstar


I would suspect that the Rockstar Energy Cola is a spin off from the searching-for-talent-shows. Who is so desperate trying to become a Rockstar by drinking Cola? Are there any people?

Something like: “After Dolce & Gabbana’s Mentor Tips didn’t help I started drinking Rockstar Energy Cola. It has to work, because it is a double size can. So I double my chances. And it contains Vitamins and Ginseng. Maybe I can get it on prescription.”

And yes, there are some people who buy Rockstar Energy Cola. It sells more than a billion cans per year…

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